Category Archives: Stout

Schlafly – Smoked Stout – 5.5 smokestacks

I’m in the garage today so I apologize for the rudimentary voodoo altar. But first, this beer. Pours like molasses. Looks like molasses. Thick. And the head on this is far darker than George Hamilton ever wanted to be (appears … Continue reading

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Jackie O’s – Abandon the Halogens – 6 Smokestacks of happiness

BOOZY! This beer is boozy. To the tune of 14.5%. Oh, I love my alcohol. Why do we try so hard at our jobs, do so well with our tasks, save the company so much money, just to watch Bushy, … Continue reading

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Brasserie Trois Dames – Bise Noire (Black Kiss) – 3.5 smokestacks out of 7

Smells like sorghum. Looks like it too. This beer smells familiar. Familiar like malt, wheat, and an abused college bar at 10AM Sunday morning. But less familiar are the notes of caramel, burnt sorghum (which is already burnt I think) … Continue reading

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