Unity Vibration – BrewGyver Kombucha Beer – 3 smokestacks out of 7


I’m in so deep with this smokebeer thing that I branched out and bought a smoked kombucha. Or is it kombucha beer? Kombucha is a fermented, slightly alcoholic, fizzy, sweetened drink that Whole Foods customers think have health benefits, (they might be right). This kombucha beer called BrewGyver, made by the vegan-paleo-artisinal team at Unity Vibration hits the smokestack ratings on the lower end, which was higher than I was expecting. This kombucha-beer (kombucha-beer reminds me of the term cheese-food, which KraftHeinz will have you know cheese-food is NOT cheese, cheese-food is something different that the gov’t allowed them to invent in order to distract you long enough to get your money) but this kombucha-beer drink smells sweet and sour. Has noticeable fruit scents in it. Has a weird but light smoke taste to it along with a mild sting on the tongue. And a flat and dry finish. My friend liked it. I said I’d never buy it again. Plus, it had a good bit of sediment down in the bottom, which I don’t really like. I’m done. BrewGyver, overall score = a generous 3 smokestacks out of 7.

Brewer Unity Vibration
Beer Name BrewGyver                         Kombucha Beer
Brewer’s Description Brewed in honor of our “brewgyver”. Kombucha beer hopped with galena, chinook, and crystal hops. With strawberry, maple syrup, and smoked maple chips.
Food Pairings Anything Local-Vegan-Paleo that doesn’t cast a shadow
Brewer Location Ypsilanti, MI
Alcohol content by volume 8.26%
IBU (International Bitterness Units) 122.5 (I swear, that’s what they have on the bottle)
Beer opacity rate 1 – 7 (light – dark) 1.75
Smell smoke? 1 – 7 (No – George Burns) 1
Smokepower taste: 1 – 7 Smokestacks 1.5
Sausage detection? Y or N N
Beer thickness 1-7 (water – used motor oil) 3
Overall Happiness Rating: 1-7 (low – high) 3

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