Oh ya, eet ghets code up der. Way, way up in Wisconsin some dog lovers started brewing beer. Smoke Monster gets just over the hump in spite of a settlement of silt on the bottom of the bottle (looked like the bottom of a Yoohoo). This malty beer gets an extra half point for printing the word smoke on the label 8 times, along with the funny story about a crazy dog. I once saw a video on the nightly news of a skateboarding dog. They reported that this dog was the best skateboarding dog in the world. I can only assume that after finding this particular dog, reporters scoured the earth for all other skateboarding dogs, held a contest with unbiased skateboarding dog judges, probably comprised in part by other dogs who were experts in the field, and then crowned this one dog the best after a rigorous competition, and then took the story public. And SmokeBeerMinistry goes unpublicized… who am I kidding, I can’t compete with that. Overall Happiness = 4.1 smokestacks of happiness out of a total 7 smokestacks.
| Brewer | Black Husky Brewing |
| Beer Name | Smoke Monster |
| Brewer’s Description | Smokey is a dog not quite right in the head, some might even say insane. One of her most beloved activities is digging a deep hole in the ground and barking into it for hours on end. We aren’t quite sure what she’s looking for but we suspect she is looking to take on the Smoke Monster. If anyone could defeat the Smoke Monster it would be Smokey so we offer you Smoke Monster in recognition of her tireless efforts. |
| Food Pairings | Fried cheese curds |
| Brewer Location | Pembine, Wisconsin |
| Alcohol content by volume | 9.9% |
| IBU (International Bitterness Units) | 21 |
| Beer opacity rate 1 – 7 (light – dark) | 4.4 Smokestacks (24 SRM) |
| Smell smoke? 1 – 7 (No – George Burns) | 3.9 |
| Sausage detection? Y or N | No |
| Smokepower taste: 1 – 7 Smokestacks | 3.5 |
| Overall Happiness: 1 – 7 (sad – happy) | 4.1 |
Go to this website for pictures of cute dogs http://blackhuskybrewing.com/index.html
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