It’s fine. It’s smoked. You won’t miss the smoke. But it just doesn’t have that element that sets smoky beers apart from the rest. Ultimately, this beer makes the community better off, and the ministry is thankful. And I’d like to give thanks sitting right here in my backyard, with 4 more Creep Shows, next to the fire pit, as Marie watches over me dozing off into the wee hours of the night, a beautiful night. We can find happiness while driving average cars to average jobs that pay average pay, and drink this just above average rated smoked beer. CreepShow is awarded 4.5 smokestacks out of a total possible score of 7.
| Brewer | Warped Wing Brewery |
| Name | CreepShow |
| Brewer’s Description | When night falls, spirits rise. A ghostly figure, a redheaded woman, drifts the city tracks, eternally lost. The anguish of the departed, a man who impaled himself on an orchestra pit chair, chills a historic theater. Forlorn howls and scraping claws-wolves, buried with their owner, alive-seep from a nearby mausoleum. CreepShow Smoked Porter. Smoky. Malty. Dark as Dayton without a moon. |
| Food Pairings | Regular old hamburgers |
| Brewer Location | Dayton, OH |
| Alcohol content by volume | 6.66% |
| IBU | 40 |
| Beer opacity rate 1 – 7 (light – dark) | 5.5 |
| Smell smoke? 1 – 7 (No – George Burns) | 4 |
| Smokepower taste: 1 – 7 Smokestacks | 3.5 |
| Sausage detection? Y or N | N |
| Beer thickness, 1-7 (water – used motor oil) | 5 |
| Overall Happiness Rating: 1-7 (low – high) | 4.5 |
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